sheepskin is the new black

I TIED A SHEEPSKIN
TO MY BACK
SO THEY'D THINK I WAS LOCAL
...GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR A WHILE


I SELLOTAPED GRASS
TO MY SHOES
SO THEY'D THINK I WAS LOCAL (LOCAL!)
GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR A WHILE

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


PISSED MYSELF
IN THE MAIN STREET
TOLD THEM IT WAS A LOCAL STREAM
THEY BELIEVED ME BECAUSE THEY ARE Y0KELS

DROVE A TANK
THROUGH THE MAIN ST MCDONALDS
TOLD THEM IT WAS A BIG SHEEP
...GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR A WHILE


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