Friday, May 20, 2011

we have recorded another collection

of songs.  they are very interesting and good.  Hopefully you will be able to hear them before too long.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Have a listen to our new song 'Fifteen Gold Balls' among songs from other NZ bands via Mole Music's Sampler (The Burrow pt. 1). Mole Music are going to release the EP, 'Golf Course/Mass Grave' which we've been slaving over for a forgettable amount of time. Go HERE to download that shit:

Monday, March 15, 2010

Oh why not. Footage from 08.

Ambassador's Wife, Space Thing '08.

Shopping 4 Jesus, Space Thing '08

Thursday, February 18, 2010

sometimes your fire poi is not art

woah! modern rock culture
it's like fucking a mattress
it can't even feel me
and all my hatred is wasted, absorbed by a shag-pile carpet of tepid and
unasked-for pleasantness;

woah! modern rock culture
she's such a bad actress
I can't bear to watch her
she spends all her
money on jewellery dug from the skulls of friends and she flirts with her
pink-shirted lawyers.

Monday, September 28, 2009

i am gabriel


Tuesday, September 22, 2009


Ben Harper smells like jocks doing Commerce degrees.
Tool smells like a libertarian no-mates with a superiority complex.
Cat Stevens smells like inappopriate touching by a primary school teacher.
nu-metal smells like toejams.
pop-country smells like stale pork crackling and Twink.
alt-country smells like boredom and beard clippings.
The Beatles smell like a vintage speedboat, except for the later albums, when they smell like a repossessed yacht.
The Smiths smell like nitrous oxide, pumped through a damp Axminster carpet.
aussie rock smells like cheap port.
The Fall smells like cigarettes and typewriter ribbons.
The Skeptics smell like wet granite and fresh meat.

what do Sharpie Crows smell like?

my guess: burning hair and hummus.